ringtones are all so irritating

What do you get when you collect the various complaints of the people of Helsinki, write an uplifting melody set to the complaints, and then employ a choir full of people to sing the song with a straight face? The Complaints Choir of Helsinki. Sung in Finnish (all except one line) and subtitled.

Also, Cell Block Tango+tons of glitter+gigantic club setting+scantily clad models parading around in exorbitantly-priced lingerie= Justin Timberlake's performance at the Victoria's Secret lingerie show. No, really. He must've been in dude heaven.